laughter the best medicine =)

wanna laugh??here are a few BIG MOMMA JOKES..not ur momma u know!!just for fun kaaay!!=D OH YA ...ITS FUNNY ONLY IF YOU GET IT ;P

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS A YELLOW RAIN COAT, PEOPLE START SHOUTING "TAXI,TAXI"

YO MOMMA SO UGLY,SHE MADE THE BLIND KIDS CRY..

YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT SHE SIT ON THE TV TO WATCH THE COUCH

YO MOMMA SO DARK THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR NIGHT CLASS,THE TEACHER MARKED HER ABSENT..

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE USES PAINT-ROLLERS AS LIPSTICK

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE ONLY THING SHE CAN JUMP INTO IS THE SEA

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED ON A CORDLESS PHONE

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WENT SHE GOES TO THE CINEMA SHE SITS BESIDE 'EVERYONE'

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE HAS MORE CHINS THAN THE CHINESE PHONEBOOK

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WALKS IN FRONT OF THE SUN PEOPLE THINK ITS THE SOLAR ECLIPSE

that`s all la for now..laZeee =p